Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The Last Great American Jobs

All good merchants understand that in real hard life there are no problems, only opportunities. With an eye to the near future, auspicious from the ubiquitous signs of socio-economic downturn, where are the opportunities of tomorrow...?

Prison Guard: With increases in crime, implementation of ever more laws and the rising need for three squares and a roof over your head, only the public burden of maintaining corrections facilities keeps the noble turnkey slightly outside the realm of sustainable job security.

Gun Sales: With no end of the breathless rumors of an inevitable liberal Democrat gun roundup in sight, firearms sales presents a bright future in a time of hoarding and stockpiling. Dynamic self-starters can even work their way up to the lucrative international arms trade.

Grave Digger: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, union scale.

Feel free to add on to the list in comments....

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