16-Inch Patron Saint

While pulling coats, looking for interested players for a softball team in Chicago's western burbs as registration for the 2009 season approaches, the mind conjures thoughts of legends. Check it out...

UPDATE: For clues and speculation on the identity of some of Royko's fellow patrons at The Billy Goat, click here.

SON OF UPDATE: You may order a copy of Royko at the Goat for your very own at The Week Behind.